BUDGET WEEK 2014:ya massufferer

So its budget week in Kenya,KSH17,000,000,000,000 budget according to true rumours.If you do not laugh at you problems someone else will.Here is what Kenyans think
0:Serakal tunaomba ile mbegu ya ovacado irreplaciwe na mayai.
1:malipo is no longer hapa
duniani.hatuwes afford
2. Taxation on weaves and other
fake hair should go up to curb
the killing of poor horses.
3. ile light inakuanga at the end
of the tunnel izimwe ku save
energy.
4. The government will introduce
a flat-rate Bribe valid for one
year; replacing costly periodic bribes
5. Wasee wa vitz wanadai gava
introduce petrol ya sachets.
6. naomba gava traffic lights
zichange from green to red, hiyo
orange inaweza mangwa.
7. Logo ya Apple iumwe tena bei
ipungue!
8. Hospitali zipunguzwe bei
Wakorino wapone vichwa
haraka.
9. Madame waitikie kuingia
bahasha ju Box zimepanda bei.
10. Government recommends a
merger between ma-wife na
mpango wa kando to help save
time and money.
13. ati gava ifungue Mr.Broke ju
bei
yaMr.Price haies mek..
14. wenye hunionea huruma sasa
waanze kunionea Runda, Lavi,
Kile,
15. Jogoo ya Kanu to be replaced
by kuku ya kenchic
16. Ministry of Health i
introduce SOMETIMES koz si madame wote
hu afford ALWAYS.
17. 3 meals a day abolished we
have one balanced meal each
part
eaten alone: breakfast rice, lunch
beans, dinner cabbage..