Kikuyu, Luo and Luhya Jokes

First it was Luo is not a tribe but a calling/luo is not a tribe but a lifestyle.Then Gatundu south Mp said that Kikuyu is not a tribe but an enterprise.So now Kenyans have started making fun of tribes which  do not have "slogans" especially the luhyas.Here are some of them
1:Luhya is not a tribe, its an eating disorder
2: kama jaluo ni software, KIKUYU_NI_HARDWARE
na wakamba ni ma_underwear
3: kalenjin is not a tribe its a race.
4: Luhya is not a tribe but an appetite.
5.Luhya is not a tribe but an eating machine.
6:Luhya is not a tribe but a menu.
7:Luhya is not a tribe but a diet.
8:Luhya is not a tribe but a recipe.