christmass jokes and oneliners

courtesy of sister page jokes254.blogspot.com

Here is a list of funny Christmas jokes that will make your day. Do not forget to share
1.Who is Santa Claus married to?
Mary Christmas!

2.What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

3. The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus

3. I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

4. What is the best xmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

5. For Christmas I want Santa’s list of naughty girls.

6. Dear Santa, I was framed.

7. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him!

8. What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!

9. Where does Santa go when he's sick?
To the elf centre!
-Knock knock
*Who's there?
-Mary!
*Mary who?
-Merry Christmas