FOOTBALL vs SEX

mFootball vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without
being invited = OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =
OWN GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and
banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting
a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for
more =EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having
sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder =
THROWIN
17. Asking her 'how do you want
it' = Taking instructions on the
sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex
and later still got pregnant =
DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant =
GoOoOoOallllll
20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True
pass
21.Having sex with a girl..and
your mum open d door= Injury
22.You and your girl break up=
Game over
23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW
CARD