Here is the article
Njoki Chege is properbly the most hated woman by her fellow women. This is because of an article she wrote. I do not blame them actually,just read it!
Why does a man cheat? Because he
can? No, really, tell me, why would
a good man, a God-fearing church
going man who sings in the
church choir cheat on his wife or
girlfriend? Is it because he is a
wicked piece of junk that has
completely lost his moral compass
or because he is a greedy,
insatiable human incapable of
being content?
There are several reasons why a
man cheats, but as a woman, have
you ever thought that you could be
the reason why your husband
strayed? That you could have
contributed one hundred per cent
to driving him up the wall, so
much that he couldn’t take it
anymore?
I see you are getting vexed and
disgusted, but truth be told, you
are a contributing factor to your
husband’s philandering ways and I
have proof!
You are fat: I like to call a spade
a spade, so when I see a fat girl, I
will call her fat and not sugarcoat
the truth (pun intended). Most
married women I know are fat.
Children or no children, you have
lost your physical attractiveness
and you have been reduced to a
blob. Rolls upon rolls of fat and
flesh jiggling around the city like
nobody’s business. I look at some
married women and I pity their
husbands, asking myself “How do
you get turned on by that?” or
‘How do you wash all that?” I
understand that the vagaries of life
and childbirth take its toll on a
woman’s body but, ladies; can you
shove this stinking attitude of
‘plus-size and loving it’? It is time
women stopped lying to themselves
that big is beautiful, that plus size
is attractive and that what matters
is what is on the inside. To hell
with inner beauty! Who gets
turned on by inner beauty? Who
cares if you have a wonderful
heart and a wiggly mass of flesh
for a behind? Big is not beautiful.
Those tires around your waist are
not love handles; they are ugly,
unsightly and downright
unattractive. Those flabby arms
are not sexy at all, they are
disgusting to look at and you must
tone them! Those stretch marks
are not beauty marks of childbirth,
they are as a result of your
uncontrolled consumption of
insurmountable loads of food and
you need to stop eating like a pig.
A man can afford a potbelly and
get away with being assumed as
rich but an overweight woman is a
disgrace to the womenfolk. Do
away with your thunder thighs
ladies, they are excess baggage you
don’t need. If it has been two
years since you had a child and
your tummy still wobbles when
you brush your teeth then you are
a lazy bum who needs to find a
treadmill right now. I don’t care if
you have a busy schedule or four
kids, if you have time to down an
entire thermos of uji, then girl, you
got time to hit the gym! Stop
giving your husbands a tough time
by expecting them to look away
when they see a woman with a
great body pass by when you
resemble a baby hippo!
You are an idle nag: You are fat,
and then, you are a nag. How
difficult can your husband’s life
get? Your physical
unattractiveness sticks out like a
sore thumb and you want to
reduce your chances of happiness
by topping it up with being an idle
nag who cannot leave her husband
in peace? If he tells you he is in
the pub with wazee why the hell
would you bombard his phone with
texts and calls asking him where
he is? What you need is to get a
life, friends, a pet or a hobby. Hit
the ground running with projects
at work and oh…signing up for the
gym is a great place to start. It
takes a lot of your time and takes
your mind off stuff. A nagging
woman, no matter how physically
attractive you are, will end up with
a cheating husband who is not
sorry for straying. For goodness
sake, stop going through his
goddam phone and will you stop
asking who ‘Sheila’ is?
You have no sense of fashion:
The first thing you notice about a
woman is her fashion sense. Then
her face and then her physical
appearance. I have seen some of
you show up in the office looking
like you were run over by a truck.
Your clothes are distasteful and ill-
fitting and your hair looks like it’s
been vandalized by rodents. How
much will it cost you to dress well?
How much will it cost you to do
away with the ugly tent dresses
and drab jeans? Are you so
backward that you cannot even flip
through a fashion magazine or
fashion blog to look at the latest
fashion trends. How long will it
take you to put some lipstick and
heels on? I don’t expect you to
wear six-inch heels, but what is a
woman that cannot sashay and
strut her stuff in a sexy pair of
heels? Is your life so miserable
that you cannot be creative enough
to have another hairstyle besides
that stinking plastic bird nest you
call a weave? Ladies, competition
is rife and there are very many
attractive women walking around
this town. Just because you are
hitched with three children does
not mean you must squeeze
yourself in that sickening faded
pair of trousers and flat shoes. Just
because you are somebody’s
mother doesn’t mean that you
can’t show some leg here and
cleavage there. Who says because
you are a born-again mother of
four and devoted wife that you
cannot look fantastic and decent in
a figure hugging dress?
You are lazy and boring: Let’s
face it. Since you got married you
have become a boring, dull and
gloomy stay-at-home mother and
wife whose one and only goal is to
raise children. You will be damned
if you expect your husband to
follow suit. You have lost your
taste for fun and your idea of fun
is taking the children out for chips
and swimming. Your husband does
not crave your company anymore
and the only place you go together
is church, visiting family and
friends. You let your husband go
alone for jogging or to the gym
and you think he will not cheat on
you with the chic that reminds him
to go for jogging? If you are not
your husband’s recreational
partner, then somebody else will
be. A pretty young thing that
understands there is more to life
than sitting at home watching
Nigerian movies and Corazon
Indomable (soap opera). The truth
is, if your husband doesn’t find
you fun to be with, don’t expect
him to find you sexually attractive.
So there you have it, if you are fat,
lazy, boring, unstylish and a
sickening nag, need I tell you more
why he’s been sexting Sheila?
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